You know you're married to a Russian woman when...
you go into your dresser drawer to find that your underwear has been ironed.
You know you're married to a Russian woman when...
you go into your side of the closet to find that your pants have been ironed.
You know you're married to a Russian Woman when...
you realize that she truly, deeply loves you just the way you are.
You know you're married to a Russian woman when...
you start checking the stitching on clothing before you buy it.
You know you're married to a Russian woman when...
you goto work and every one starts hounding you for your pelmini recipe.
You know you're married to a Russian woman when...
you start buying odd numbers of flowers.
You know you're married to a Russian woman when...
you eat salad with every meal.
You know you're married to a Russian woman when...
Sausage is considered a food Staple!!
You know you're married to a Russian woman when...
you look forward to going home from work each day.
You know you're married to a Russian woman when...
you are greeted every time you come home from work with her opening the door anticipating your arrival.
You know you're married to a Russian woman when...
you find you can no longer drink the tap water you've been drinking all your life!
You know you're married to a Russian woman when...
you acquire a taste for kefir.
You know you're married to a Russian woman when...
you live with someone who sees all the latest release movies online "for free", and before they come to the cinema.
You know you're married to a Russian woman when...
your wife looks hotter in her "domestic gown" than 85 percent of the women who dressed up to go out.
You know you're married to a Russian woman when...
you work in IT and your wife can configure multiple languages on a laptop faster than you can read how to.
You know you're married to a Russian woman when...
Victoria's Secret doesn't really have anything as sexy as she was hoping to find.
You know you're married to a Russian woman when...
You have more shoes at your front door than in your closet.
You know you're married to a Russion woman when...
You're back at the toyota dealer explaining that the "leather package" you bought for the seats isn't really leather except on the front face of the seat (did you know that? I didn't, but she could tell immediately what's real and what isn't), and therefore you paid too much for it and you should get a rebate (and you know what, we did!!)
You know you're married to a Russian woman when...
Someone wonderful is kissing your face all over and calling you little pet names in Russian that you have no idea what they mean, but you never want it to end...
You know you're married to a Russian Women when...
you open presents on December 25th, January 1st, and January 7th.
You know you're married to a Russian Women when...
you come home from work to smell cooking and you're really happy about it.
You know you're married to a Russian Women when...
you find yourself looking at her and wonder how the heck you could have ever got so lucky.
You know you're married to a Russian Women when...
you find yourself trying to repair the vacume attempting to purchase a repair part only to be reminded that it is still under warranty and send in a request.
You know you're married to a Russian Women when...
you find yourself taking her out shopping and she has every coupon for money off in every store she wants you to take her too.
You know you're married to a Russian Women when...
you find your financial status is better than when you were not married to her and she knows how to live well and save money.
You know you're married to a Russian Women when...
after you read the above about finances, you ask her if she would ever think about being a financial advisor but she insists that this is common knowledge and really nothing at all.
